The trunnion was an '05
And the motor turned out to be a '06
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with a Lee Valley adapter kit
We had that motor runnin' just like a song
Now the saw blade was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all two of 'em come on.
The outfeed table looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we had no off switch
About that time my SWMBO walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, make me a cherry dining table!"
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when you drive by my garage
I'm gonna be cuttin wod in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.
(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, Leon
This is the STOUTMAN
In the PSYCHO-BILLY Table Saw Come on
Huh, This is the Stoutman
And negatory on the cost of this table saw there Leon
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?
Well, It's a '04, '05, '06, Delta table saw
'04, '05, '06, Delta table saw...