Mark, I have that problem, If I am told to hold my stomach in, my pants fall
down, yeah, right to my ankles - further if I could levitate. But then I
never cast a shadow!
I have to wear suspenders even with shorts. But, boy, they are comfortable.
What do hillbilles wear and where do they buy them? My Confederate
suspenders are wearing out!
I am serious about this, as I love winding people up.<g>