The Know-It-All Canadian Tire couple.

[CanadianDan]

Am I the only one who would like to see them both run over by a snow plow.

[Junkyard Engineer]

ya they are the laughing stock of french comedy show

Personally, I would like to see a contest to see a new guizmo to make their life miserable ;)

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[Robatoy]

A tofu sucking, green tea slurping, Volvo driving, tree hugger. Builds a cottage in an afternoon with a $200 table saw.

She: A tofu sucking, green tea slurping, Volvo driving, tree hugger's politically correct feminist ditzy goofball wife. Decorates cottage in the evening over supper made for 12 on a $ 10.00 Super Grill.

Snow Plow? Naaa.. I 'd like to smack their heads together and listen to them ring.

Nothing personal, you unnerstan...

[DC]

Best post of the day. }:O)

[Swingman]

Yabbut, does she have big hoooters?

[DC]

Wonderful!!! Thanks for this -- great fun. }:O)

Here's a link to the original story on macleans.ca.

he's really got him pegged.

[DC]

[second reply]

Coincidentally, I was listening to a late night radio talk show, last week, where they were conducting a poll on the most annoying person of

2005. Canadian Tire Guy came in in second to Ben Mulroney. }:O)

[CanadianDan]

It could be just me but I find her completely unattractive in every way possible. A bit creepy as well. Her hubby has a creepy air about him as well.

[Swingman]

Then no big hooters, eh? You Canuckistani's obviously haven't figured out what's important for DIY TV in this day and age.

[cselby]

What's the point? She's an ugly smarmy corporation shill. She won't let you touch them and why would you want to ?

[Swingman]

Read my other post ...

She's an ugly smarmy corporation shill. She won't

Well, I _always_ reserve the right to make that determination.

That bad, eh? Bad enough to desecrate the Canadian flag at closing time?

[CanadianDan]

Hey, I'm with you. I'd like to see Jim Carrey and Pamela Anderson team up as the new Canadian Tire Couple.

[Robatoy]

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I'd rather have a date with a rubber doll than Pamela Anderson... waitasec...she *IS* a rubber doll! Still, I'd rather have a real rubber doll.

Yissireebob... a rubber doll, easily inflated with this here Canadian Tire CO-2 cartridge powered road-side Inflator. Just screw this here nipple onto this here nipple.... pull the trigger and HowdyYouDo ma'm! Remember, just one cartridge! A second cartridge could over-inflate your girlfriend and have her blow a toe, which could result in an involuntary ride out the window of your 4th story apartment.

[Robatoy]

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Guys with facial hair invariably have something to hide.

[Swingman]

Though I've never seen your CTC, my vote would be for me and Scarlett Johannson.

[Tom Watson]

This made me laugh out loud.

Thanks.

Tom Watson

[Teamcasa]

"Robatoy"

Very Funny! However, here in SoCal, we too have our generic, Subaru driving, birkenstock wearing, left wing, spotted owl, baby seal and whale saving, granola eating, tree setting, solar powered, no-nuke nuckleheads as well!

But the weather is great!

Dave

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[Oleg Lego]

The DC entity posted thusly:

Personally, I think the CTC guy and Ben Mulroney should come in a distant second and third to Mike Bullard.

[Rick M]

"Robatoy" wrote

So Rob ... what are you hiding? :{

You've got facial hair ... you just keep it shorter than some!

Rick

[DC]

I said 2005, not 1995. }:O)