Termites

I propose that trolls in here be henceforth referred to as termites. Which sort of makes me a termite since I'm sure somebody will consider this post a troll. :)

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Ben Siders
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We are gonna have you tented by this weekend!

dave

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Bay Area Dave

Use pressure-treated wood for your posts and you should be fine....

-- Ernie

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Ernie Jurick

Jurick checks over his bat. It's still ash. Ernie's one of the few players to use tung oil instead of pine tar. He steps back into the box.

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Buttonhole McGee

Good one, Ernie!

-JBB

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J.B. Bobbitt

I owe it all to Wheaties.

-- ERnie

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Ernie Jurick

Don't even say that word. I pulled the ramp off my shed workshop (it was rotting) and lo, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a termite tube to bring my heart fear.

I broke it open and a hundred billion termites spilled out on the ground.

Joy.

Think I'll go rent me a copy of "The Money Pit" this weekend, so I can feel better about my own place.

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Silvan

Sorry to hear about the particle-board-producing denizens of your shed. While you're making gloomy real-estate-and-entropy-related weekend plans, and if you haven't already seen it, pick up Pacific Heights.

The Amazon.com review has a nice line: "...if the sight of a beautiful house being slowly destroyed is your idea of the ultimate horror, you'll be chilled to the bone."

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Buttonhole McGee

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