There's an idea. Triplebag the dead cats in your freezer, putting
them out only the night before pickup so they don't give themselves
away by smelling up the can.
If only we had more Asian restaurants in town...
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for
anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
I don't have any cats and I have never done that.
But recently, I've noticed that lovely smell of cat urine in my
driveway once again. Some male is pissin' on my hedge again. Grrrrrrr!
So, I'm thinking about it. ;)
From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
Chinese restaurant in town near where I was stationed in England got shut
down for that and serving cat Food (the canned kind). Most of us ate at the
Indian places, but I was always suspicious of the teensy tiny drumsticks in
the Tandoori Chicken ...
If you have scrap tires put them in the front yard with a $50.00 'for
sale' sign on them and when it gets dark someone will steal them! Worked
twice for me!
Heat it with a torch and stretch it out. Make it into
small scribes, detail knives, etc. The only difference
between spring steel and tool steel is the temper
(purple vs. straw).
Need a whole lot of cheap miter clamps? Cut the thing
down the side with a slitting wheel. Sharpen the cut
ends so they'll bite into wood.
You say that like you think I wouldn't ever do something like that... I
Can make my own fishing flies (much better than the imported ones)..I
expect my nails would be better too! They would be forged--and
formaldehyde free! ; )
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