rec.woodworking ANTI-FAQ Part 0 of 10 - Outline

rec.woodworking's ANTI-FAQ Revised 1 April, 2004
OUTLINE 1.    GENERAL 1.1    INTRODUCTION 1.2    POSTING GUIDELINES. 1.3    OFF TOPIC POSTS 1.4    WHAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT? 1.5    CAN I POST PICTURES OF MY REALLY COOL PROJECT? 1.6    SHOULD I POST IF I AM A WOMAN? 1.7    WHAT IF I'M A GAY WOODWORKER? 1.8    WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN I SEE A POST I DON'T LIKE? 1.9    WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT OFFENSIVE CROSS-POSTING TROLLS? 1.10    WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT SPELING AND GRAMMER MISSTEAKS? 1.11    WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT SPAM? 1.12    HOW DO I ADVERTISE MY REALLY NEAT WOODWORKING PRODUCT ON THE WRECK? 1.13    ARE HUMOROUS POSTS ALLOWED? 1.14    THERE ARE TOO MANY POSTS IN THIS GROUP, I HAVE A SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO SPLIT IT. 1.15    INTERNET RESOURCES 1.16    RESOURCES FOR UK WOODWORKERS? 2.    TOOLS 2.1    HOW DO I GET STARTED IN WOODWORKING? 2.2    SHOULD I BUY A TABLE SAW OR A RADIAL ARM SAW? 2.3    WHAT IS THE BEST TABLE SAW? 2.4    WHICH SAW BLADE SHOULD I BUY? 2.5    WHAT ARE THE BEST CLAMPS? 2.6    WHICH TYPE OF DADO BLADE SHOULD I BUY, THE DIAL (WOBBLE TYPE) OR THE STACKING (CHIPPER TYPE)? 2.7    WHAT IS THE BEST ROUTER? 2.8    WHAT IS THE BEST CORDLESS DRILL? 2.9    SHOULD I GET A DUST COLLECTOR? 2.10    HOW TO KEEP SPLINTERS AND MINUSCULE BITS OF WOOD OUT OF YOUR SOCKS? 3.    TOOL MAINTENANCE 3.1    HOW DO I ALIGN MY TABLESAW 3.2    HOW DO I FIX SLIPPING BITS IN MY SEARS ROUTER? 3.3    WHAT BASIC SHOP SAFETY PRECAUTIONS SHOULD I TAKE? 3.4    HOW DO I KEEP MY SAFETY GLASSES CLEAN? 3.5    WHY IS MY TAPE MEASURE INACCURATE? 3.6    HOW DO I PREVENT MY TOOLS FROM RUSTING? 3.7    HOW DO I REMOVE RUST FROM MY TOOLS? 3.8    WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE SCRATCH/STAIN ON MY BRAND NEW $2,000 BLURFL? 3.9    HOW DO I CLEAN MY SAW BLADES/ROUTER BITS? 4.    SOURCES OF TOOLS AND MATERIALS 4.1    WHAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO BUY TOOLS? 4.2    SHOULD I BUY A SEARS BLURFL? 4.3    WHY IS BOB VILA SUCH A JERK? 4.4    SHOULD I BUY A TAIWANESE CLONE BLURFL? 4.5    IS RIDGID (ALSO SPELLED RIGID, RIDGED, ETC.) ANY GOOD? 4.6    WHAT SHOULD I DO IF HD WON'T MATCH A PRICE? 4.7    WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN THE TRUCKDRIVER REFUSES TO UNLOAD AND SET UP MY NEW 2000LB MAIL ORDER BLURFL? 4.8    WHERE CAN I GET INFORMATION ABOUT PARTICLE BOARD AND MDF? 4.9    CAN I USE THE WOOD FROM PALLETS? 4.10    WHAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO GET HARDWOOD? 5.    ELECTRICITY AND COMPRESSED AIR 5.1    HOW DO I WIRE MY SHOP? 5.2    SHOULD I WIRE MY SAW FOR 240? 5.3    SHOULD I USE PVC FOR MY COMPRESSED AIR LINES? 6.    PLANS 6.1    WHERE CAN I FIND FREE PLANS? 6.2    WHERE CAN I GET PLANS FOR THE NEW YANKEE WORKSHOP PROJECTS? 6.3    WHAT BOOKS SHOULD I PURCHASE TO LEARN ABOUT VARIOUS ASPECTS OF WOODWORKING? 6.4    WHAT IS THE BEST WOODWORKING MAGAZINE? 6.5    CAN I REPOST A NEAT ARTICLE/PLAN I FOUND ELSEWHERE? 6.6    WHERE DO I FIND PLANS FOR A COFFIN? 6.7    WHERE DO I GET PLAN FOR BAT HOUSES? 7.    TECHNIQUES 7.1    HOW DO I CUT DOVETAILS? 7.2    I THINK NORM COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING IN A BETTER WAY ... 7.3    HOW DO I MAKE A PUSH STICK? 7.4    WHAT SIZE DRILL BIT DO I USE FOR A WOOD SCREW? 7.5    SHOULD I USE A HOT MELT GLUE GUN FOR MY NEXT PROJECT? 7.6    WHAT IS THE CORRECT WAY TO HANDLE THE GLUE SQUEEZE OUT PROBLEM? 7.7    WHAT IS SNIPE AND HOW DO I ELIMINATE IT? 7.8    WHICH ARE BETTER: ENGLISH/IMPERIAL/SAE MEASUREMENTS OR METRIC/SI? 7.9    WHY ARE SCREW COUNTERSINKS AT 82 DEGREES? 7.10    WHAT IS RESAWING? 7.11    SHOULD I USE ROUND OR SQUARE DOGS IN MY WORKBENCH? 7.12    SHOULD I JOIN THE HANDYMAN CLUB OF AMERICA? 7.13    WHY WON'T SWMBO LET ME BUILD THAT PIECE OF FURNITURE INSTEAD OF BUYING A TERMITE PUKE POS? 8.    FINISHING 8.1    HOW DO I REMOVE PAINT ON AN ANTIQUE? 8.2    HOW DO I GET RID OF CAT URINE STAINS? 8.3    HOW DO I MAKE A TACK CLOTH? 8.4    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TUNG OIL AND LINSEED OIL? 8.5    HOW DO I FINISH TOYS? 8.6    WHAT IS THE BEST FINISH FOR A CUTTING BOARD? 8.7    HOW DO I FINISH CHERRY? 8.8    WHAT IS THE BEST FINISH FOR A WOODEN LAWN ORNAMENT? 8.9    HOW DO I FINISH THE EDGE OF PLYWOOD? 9.    TERMINOLOGY 9.1    WHAT DOES 4/4 MEAN? 9.2    WHAT IS A BOARD FOOT? 9.3    WHAT ARE SOME OF THE COMMON WOODWORKING TERMS/ABBREVIATIONS? 9.4    WHAT IS SWMBO? 9.5    WHAT IS A NEANDERTHAL? 9.6    IS THIS A GLOAT? 9.7    WHAT IS GOOGLE? 9.8    WHAT IS A TROLL? 10.    ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS AND COPYRIGHT.
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wrote:

Congratulations on your new child's toy that extracts info from newsgroups. You think you're clever because you use it by pressing the ENTER key. You're not.
Dan.
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Danny Boy wrote:

Ease off Dan. Luigi has a great website with a lot of humor in it. The anti-FAQ is pretty good, check it out before blowing up. Dave in Fairfax
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Ah, the humour impaired. You should have that looked at.
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Thannk yew Leewigi, it heartens me to read 'dis sumbitch every yer.
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