Re: You're Hired! Woodworker Business Apprenticeship.

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I vowed long ago never to work for someone who starts out, before we've even established a relationship, calling me a loser.
Even if I were one...it's just not done.

We can only hope.
Buh-bye
- - LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
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I certainly hope this is true.
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WOW!!!! Do we get a fee lifetime supply of Oxyclean too? How about a Gazelle???
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then close this message right now!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This absolutely, without a doubt, is NOT for you!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Really, dont waste you time reading any more of this, it may make you may miss your favorite TV show, and then what would you do?<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Honest, just close this message, grab a high-carb snack, find the remote and go plop your fat butt back on the couch and surf through the 100+ channels on your huge TV a few more times until you find something mindless to watch - it will take a lot less effort than what Im about to ask you to do.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Ok, now that Ive gotten rid of the losers, let me tell you about a unique opportunity that will only happen once in your life.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">But before I do, I need you to do me a favor (so I know youre not a loser) Please answer these questions HONESTLY:<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; 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mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If youre a woodworker and you answered YES to any of these questions then we need to talk!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I have </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><S><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5</SPAN></S></SPAN><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> (wow, ones already gone!) 4 openings for a totally FREE new workshop and business apprentice program that Ive developed that teaches fellow woodworkers how to successfully plan, start, promote and operate their very own profitable part-time or full-time woodworking business from scratch! Even if you have no clue on how to do it and dont business background!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This is an unbelievable opportunity because I promise you that the workshop, along with all the associated documents and course materials, and my personal one-on-one, step-by-step over the phone coaching and guidance, wont cost you a single red cent! Its all free! I even pay for the phone calls! And, there are absolutely <A name=OLE_LINK2></A><A name=OLE_LINK1><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2">no additional or hidden costs for the course or my services!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></A></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2"></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK1"></SPAN> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So why am I giving this incredible package away for Zero, Nada, Nothing?<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Youll have to <A href="http://bostonaccentfurniture.com/apprentice /">click here</A> and find out why (or you can take the easy way out and go back to watching TV and being a loser)<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Dont miss the rare, never to be repeated, Once in a Lifetime opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN class=StyleArial10pt><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><A href="http://bostonaccentfurniture.com/apprentice /">Click here</A> now!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></o:p></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>
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1) Eat dinner 2) No 3) Not applicable 4) No, I'm quite good at it and actually enjoy it 5) Nope 6) Is $30K a year a "real living"? 7) Sure but they're so fickle in that industry. One early misfire and you're out... 8) Already am 9) Cuz you were a lousy sales rep?
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Yeah, but do you get a plastic drill bit guide and a sponge sander?
Huh? Do ya?
jlc

out and go back to watching TV and being a loser)

opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again!

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Gimme an "S".....!
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Gimme a "C"....!
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Gimme an "A"....!
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Gimme an "M"....! .....
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Whadda ya got??????
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Five barely readable HTML posts from someone who should know better?
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wrote:

Oops - that's what one gets when one posts via "reply to group" ....
Cheers -
Rob
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wrote:

Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text.
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Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know.
Cheers -
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Something went awry, since it showed up as HTML.
Kevin
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Yeah, he quoted a post which was written in HTML, so it quoted the HTML. No mystery here.
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It shouldn't. OE gives the option to either reply in the original format or only in plain text. It's a separate option from how your own posts appear.
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There is another setting in OE : "Reply in the format in which they were sent" Uncheck that box.
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SPAM!
No, wait, that has a 'P'. Oh, well. Close enough, I guess.
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Get a copy of my NEW AND IMPROVED TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter by sending email to autoresponder at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com You must use your REAL email address to get a response.
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I was gonna visit him via friedspam.net but he's a very ineffective spammer, as I couldn't figure out where "click here" was.
Mike Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me. "I always wanted to be somebody...I should have been more specific..." - Lily Tomlin
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