Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ------------------------------------
> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
> leaning into the lion's cage.
>
> Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
> tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of
> her screaming parents.
>
> The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the
> lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
>
> Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
> letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
> parents, who thank him endlessly.
>
> A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene,
> and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
> and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
>
> "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
> I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." >
> "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
>
> I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know,
> and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page.
>
> What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
> do you have?"
>
> "A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."
>
> The journalist leaves.
>
> The following morning the biker buys the New York Times
> and reads, on the front page:
>
> *REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
> AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*
Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.
Speaking of African Immigrants...
If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that he doesn't know how to swim.