Re: O/T: Joke Time For Red States



Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.
Speaking of African Immigrants...
If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that he doesn't know how to swim.
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Fred the Red Shirt wrote:

Naw, Murdock has used that one already, back in Australia. What Fox would report is that Obama stood on the shore, and reading from his teleprompter, commanded the tide to stop. Ending the story with the statement he had the same success as King Canute.
Deb
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wrote:

King Canute, of automotive "canutin' valve" fame, or someone else?
Speaking of red states, have you seen the newest liberal offering from Hollyweird? Called "Red State", the cover picture is a girl awkwardly holding an AK-47 vertically, with a stretched fingertip on the trigger, and the brilliant description is "Three teenage boys are lured to the town of Cooper's Dell with the promise of a party. But instead of enjoying the night of their dreams, the teens are plunged into the nightmarish world of Pastor Abin Cooper and the Five Points Trinity, a fundamentalist group with a stockpile of weaponry and a deadly moral agenda. When word of the teens' disappearance reaches the authorities, a military task force is mobilized. With Cooper's Dell teetering between salvation and damnation, the ATF braces for a furious gun battle with Cooper and his heavily armed followers."
I think blue staters all think of us (red folks) as people just like this twisted portrayal. That's both totally amazing and very tedious.
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Larry Jaques wrote:

Been there, done that. Was known as WACO (We Ain't Comin' Out).
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Just like your belief that all democrats (50% of your fellow citizens) are flaming socialists.
Tedious indeed.
Attack the argument, attack the proposal, attack the idea. Don't attack the man.
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