RE: O/T: Call From Ex-girlfriend

If it fits.....................
Enjoy
Lew ------------------------------------------- I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off!
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
Lew Hodgett wrote:

---------------------------------------------------- "Mike Marlow" wrote:

Actually, I'm a 3 bag man.
Lew
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
On Saturday, December 6, 2014 4:53:32 PM UTC-6, Lew Hodgett wrote:

What a Jerk !!
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
To: Lew Hodgett On Saturday, December 6, 2014 4:53:32 PM UTC-6, Lew Hodgett wrote:

What a Jerk !!
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
--- Synchronet 3.15b-Win32 NewsLink 1.92 SpaceSST BBS Usenet <> Fidonet Gateway
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
Somebody wrote:
-------------------------------------------

<snip> ------------------------------------------------ Reminds me of a poem by Willie Nelson. ********************************************* Here's a poem I just must pass along! You younger guys might think it's a joke. You older guys will need no explanation! ****************************************************** A poem by Willie Nelson
The younger generation may not know it but at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the year.
Such songs as "Hello Wall", "Crazy" sung by Patsy Cline, "Funny how Time Slips Away" and a host of other favorites.
He is also a well recognized poet in his own circle of friends.
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker.
So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 80th birthday.
Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
"I have outlived my pecker." A Poem - by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload

HomeOwnersHub.com is a website for homeowners and building and maintenance pros. It is not affiliated with any of the manufacturers or service providers discussed here. All logos and trade names are the property of their respective owners.