I wish more mini-van drivers would figure out they're behind the wheel of a
mom-mobile. I don't know how many times I've gotten stuck behind one of
those things going up a mountain. (It happens frequently, because I live
at the top of a mountain. I'm coming home empty in my tractor-trailer, and
I have to drop three gears to stay behind some stupid mini-van that can't
make it up the hill, but who insists on staying in the middle lane anyway.)
I drive Dad's mini-van on occasion, so I *know* how anemic they are. That
thing has the saddest, most pathetic excuse for a V6 I have ever seen. I
could get double or triple horsepower by applying a match to the outflow
end of a flatulent chipmunk and strapping it to the roof.
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan < email@example.com>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
Not a lot of us remember the JATO rockets nowadays. I'm an ex C130
loadmaster - RAAF. Never used them myself but am well aware of them.
There's a rather amusing story in the Darwin awards about a guy welding one
into a Chevy Impala (Impaler).
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