I am a tool accumulator. I don't really collect them, and I certainly can't justify the ones I have, but I continue to accumulate more. I was passing through the Borg the other day and made my obligatory round through the tool section to drool over what I don't have and wish I did. This time I had my 13 yo son with me, who kept asking annoying questions. You know the type "What would you use that for?" and "don't you have one of those at home already?". After a while I started thinking about this obsession that many of us have with tools and have formed a theory.
I think that many of us (certainly me) don't have the amount of time to work in our shops that we would like, so we see the adding of a tool as doing something with our hobby. If we don't have time to make sawdust at least we can do *something* woodworking related. I am finding that it is nice to have a project going that I can walk out and spend just 5 minutes on - unfortunately there aren't many of those, so for months at a time any shop time is devoted to urgent household repairs. As a result I keep adding clamps, but never glue up panels. I have sandpaper in every grit known to man, but no wood to use it on (and am planning the imminent addition of a scraper or two - plus appropriate burnisher, holder and whatever else related that I can find). I have stationary power tools I can't use because I can't find the time to move the piles of insulation from the middle of the floor to the walls so that I can move the tools from storage into the shop. Adding tools seems to be the only way I can really stay connected to my love of wood.
"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"
Tim Douglass