Rain keeps damaging woodstocks.

[Tom Watson]

"You can't have everything...

...where would you keep it?"

Steven Wright c. 1983

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[Dave Balderstone]

Plastic? I said nuttin' about (aboot, Keeter) plastic.

I think the US still has a tariff on Canadian woodworking tips.

[Unisaw A100]

Peter Jennings says "a boat".

sigh... It's that whole Naptha thing, right? Here all these years I've been using the stuff around the shop and...

huh?

NAFTA?

oh! sorry...

UA100

[Dave Balderstone]

Yeah, and Ms Morrisette just took out US citizenship (after dissing you folks seriously last year...).

Y'all can keep her. And Peter.

[George]

That's what defines a US citizen, someone with all the rights and none of the responsibilities normally associated with same....

[Scott Lurndal]

It's difficult to try to tell someone that a black widow spider won't kill them, especially when it might. No, the bite of a black widow isn't instantly fatal, but it it can be fatal to those with impaired immune systems, the young, the elderly and the infirm.

Note that the original poster posted from Bezerkely Ca. where plenty of black widow spiders are resident.

scott

[Mark]

Sounds like you need a bigger shed. Mark

[Dave Balderstone]

Ooh! Or... a second shed. Then we could call him "Two Sheds".

;-)