Dunno when I'll get any from the missus again, but this was just too funny...
Flipping channels and stumbled across "Meercat Manor". One of the family groups is called the "Zappas", but I started joking about the "Zambonis".
Deb said "What, they're clearing the ice between periods?"
I replied "Story of every married man's life."
I think I'm sleeping on the couch...