OT - Politician Joke


John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Butch was a politician** in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at **sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
JOAT Keep skunks , bankers , and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
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RayV wrote:

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John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
Ok, I'm confused. In the beginning paragraph the job of the rooster was to fertilize the eggs. Later comments center around doing the deed to the pullets. Which was fertilized first the pullets or the eggs? ;~)
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On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:52:43 GMT, "Leon"

FC: Okay, so you have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen, but who's having sex with the chicken?
Mr. R: They're all chickens.
FC: That's perverse.
Oops, wrong newsgroup.
FC=Frank Costanza Mr. R=Mr. Ross
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Parables teach us something.
A well set up pun can teach us something AND make us laugh - or a least smile.
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On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 13:06:23 -0700, the opaque charlie b
Uh, why would you need more than one?

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LOL.. I wonder if Butch asked for free plans on how to stop the bell from ringing :)
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