Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San
Antonio , over to Houston, then down to
Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland ,
Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and, finally, back to
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012," and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive, wins.