Our house is quiet... when she is asleep.
This dog does not smell. Even after a walk in the rain do you have to shove your nose into her fur to even smell a very distant reminder of the $ 30.00 spa treatment she got 2 weeks prior.
She only barks when she needs to go outside, sees a squirrel, wants steak.
My navel would be proud to have the lint she sheds after a thorough brushing. That dog is hypoallergenic.
You have GOT to be kidding me. That dog HAS slaves; us!