OT: jokes and perspective

A bar walks into a physicist and ......
Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference. "Zz Yzx" rhymes with "physics"; or " Isaacs" if you prefer. http://www.abandonedbutnotforgotten.com/zzyzx_road.htm
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wrote:

The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
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On 9/18/2012 8:37 AM, Zz Yzx wrote:

Kilt him a bar when he was only three.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcRQedoEyY

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Too much information. No one but you is interested in your crap.
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wrote:

'k... 'k....
After the physicist; the horse, Daryl Hannah, John Kerry, and Sarah jessica Parker (tje "Long-faced group), the duck, the rabbi, the priest, and various others go to the bar, they wager a bet and decide to have a race: silkworms it is, one side ofthe bar to the other.
The silkworms ended up in a tie.
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:06:19 -0400, "Mike Marlow"

An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors".
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