The local sheriff walks into the saloon and demands everyone's attention.
"Anybody here seen a guy, 6-feet tall, wearing a brown paper vest, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants?"
Nobody responds to the sheriff's request.
After a couple of minutes, a voice from out the back asks: What's he wanted for, sheriff?"
The sheriff replied: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Rustling!?"