This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his
home town for the holidays.
After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict."
His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap.
He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"
The waiter sings "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
[and have a better new year...j4]