OT humor: Dark Red

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
* * * This is real bad
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Get ready..............
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"Oh no!!" he says. "I think I've been marooned!!"
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