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A Woodworker took his old duck to the Veterinarian, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Vet explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills, and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it's food.
"What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down, even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown."
The man goes about his business and about a week later the Vet runs into his patient.
"Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Vet inquires.
"He's dead." declared the heartbroken man.
"I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Vet.
"No." lamented the man. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise."
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Ok, kudos for posting a funny joke that I havn't already seen 10,000 time on the internet.
Frank
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I'm a duck owner and a woodworker and I find this shameless exploitation of ducks - for the sake of human humor- to be hilarious. Thanks, Marc (By the way, my oldest Mallard will be 15 yeras old in April. Many of her offspring are 12 to 13 years old and still active. No filing is necessary)
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