The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of Bird Flu.=A0
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1.=A0 High fever 2.=A0 Congestion 3.=A0 Nausea 4.=A0 Fatigue 5.=A0 Aching in the joints 6.=A0 An irresistible urge to shit on =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 someone's windshield.JOAT Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.