A friend of mine in Texas is a member of a band. They had a gig coming up but got canceled because the owner of the place had double booked bands; he didn't want to dump the other band because friends of that band had reserved tables for 25 and the owner didn't want to lose the revenue.
The dumped band made this video. I found it funny, perhaps you will too. (be sure to hover the pause button, the sub-titles go by quickly).
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