OT? Do It Yourself Network Seeks Upholsterer for New TV Show!

[Charlie Self]

Patrick Conroy asks:

Naugahyde. Thing is, it's awfully rough on the Naugas.

Charlie Self "Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

[B a r r y]

Hey! I grew up just outside Naugatuck, formerly a hotbed of plastics and chemical manfacturing.

I think Naugahide may have some roots there, but now the Nauga is extinct.

Barry

[LRod]

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

[Henry]

LOL! Well I just got off the phone with her and told her about this 'opportunity'. She laughed at the pushing 45 comment. She's actually pushing DOWN on fifty. She doesn't look it. All decked out she doesn't look a day over 40.

Not that it matters she said she wouldn't be interested.

[Henry]

How do you approach a business woman and ask her for a picture to post on the net? I suspect I'd be wearing my ass for a hat.

[Larry Jaques]

On 13 Aug 2004 08:39:14 GMT, [e-mail] (Charlie Self) calmly ranted:

Not if it's a -minority- sex, right?

Where's our pal BentCajunGal? She's the right sex and occupation/skill level, but dunno 'bout the age. That would be a hoot to see "one of us" on the telly, wot?

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[Test Tickle]

Ooh. Post a picture of you wearing your ass for a hat, too.

tt

[Edwin Pawlowski]

Easy. Tell her you are looking models for the Playboy issue "Girls In Upholstery Shops" coming out in January. Ed

[Dave Hinz]

So, you're saying it's more about the cushioning than the cushions?