I don't know why, but this cracked me up...
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does anybody want to buy a used microphone?
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15 years ago
OT: Definitely not about woodworking. But funny.
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15 years ago
"Robatoy" wrote
You go for that sensitive, cerebal type of humor, eh?
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15 years ago
Guilty as charged.
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15 years ago
"Lee Michaels" wrote
As Larry, the cable guy sez, I don't care who you are, now that there's a brazilian carbon credits in a single puff!
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15 years ago
Nothing I like better than quiet good taste. I could SMELL it. Dang!
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15 years ago
My favourite fart joke is this one:
Dad: "Come here kid, pull my finger."
5-yeal old pulls finger. Dad farts. Kid: "What are you? Some kind of doorbell?"- Vote on answer
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15 years ago
I have heard you mentioned before, is that what you describe as a HOT microphone? :~)
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15 years ago
I was depping in an Irish band a few years ago and we played a show at an Army camp in the south of England along with this guy "Mr Methane". Out of "uniform" he was a nice guy, he told me he learned how to do it when he was practicing Yoga. We (the band and him) spent the night in dormitory together, surprisingly there was no farting from his corner of the room and NO we don't lend him a mic.
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15 years ago
Therein lies the humour. It's not so much the farting, but how the hosts are dealing with it.