Let's put it this way.... when I put my arm around her last night... the
furnace kicked in...brrrrrrrrr
It wasn't that cold OUTside...
Rob---->who has weathered storms before. Last biggie was when I offered
my opinion on women's equality (when some of her friends were over).
I said something like: "of course I believe in equality, women should be
able to pull themselves up to our level, but not drag us down to theirs."
I actually saw a couple of them morph from their usually feminine selves
to corduroy-wearing, brush-cut, truckerwallet-carrying,
comfortable-shoe-wearing, snarling, raging dogs.
I then tried to sell the whole thing as a joke...... with minimal
The line: "You can't cut me off, because you don't know where I'm
getting it." may not be the best idea at this point.
Two words: Lorena Bobbitt.
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)
Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
After being married I began to gain some weight. One day while
watching TV SWMBO remarked on that, saying, "Your belly is
getting to be as big as my ass."
I rolled my eyes and exclaimed. "Oh my God, it's THAT big?"
I'm divorced now.
years ago swimbo and myself took a vacation with her parents to san
deigo while walking on the beach theses two asome looking girls in thong
bikinis walk by of course I looked swimbo gets upset and tells me your
looking at other girls while your with me so I said if god didnt want me
to look at them he would have made them ugly. to which she replys is
that why you dont look at me that way
and yes were divorced now opps
A MAN WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS CAN SURE SCREW THINGS UP
When I was still dating my wife, she caught me looking at a bikini-clad
girl on a riding lawn mower. When she said "You're not supposed to look
at that.", I countered with "Hey babe, just 'cause I'm on a diet, don't
mean I can't look at the menu." I'm still lookin', and she ain't
Eat your hearts out.
JAMES Mankin wrote:
A married woman might have said:
"I don't care where you get your appetite, so long as you eat at
Thomas J. Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
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