An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
by Jonathan Hayter
Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute
ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at
busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse
rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New
England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a
well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.
Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts
the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so
consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to notice a
man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it as