O/T: Wall-Mart Greeter

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Lew ------------------------------------------------------- Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart , just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company
and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is
quite bothersome."
''Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player.
That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though, your coming in late.
I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, General.
Coffee this morning, sir?'"
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OK, I don't care who you are, that was funny.
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