O/T: Thoughts For The Season

Enjoy the holiday season your way Lew ================================-Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
-Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
-No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
-Cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
-If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
-If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
-If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going on.
-One good turn gets most of the blankets.
-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
-It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
-My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
-There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
-Life is sexually transmitted.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
-An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
-If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
-Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.
-No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
-You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
-Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:50:41 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"

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Get a bigger hammer (or unbreakable toy).

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