O/T: Speaking German In Texas

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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from Massachusetts and just down here campaigning for Mitt Romney. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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LOL!
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On 3/15/2012 10:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but your a hundred years out of date. Everyone in New Braunfels today is from CA, NJ, OH, IL, MI or NY.
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and they are a majority redumblicans.
On 3/16/2012 10:04 AM, Swingman wrote: <snip>

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On 3/16/2012 5:37 PM, Kenefick wrote:

No, about evenly divided, Democrat, Republican, Mexican
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LOL
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On 03/15/2012 09:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."
Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "but...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. but today, they have their eyes open."
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NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to Republicans and Ron Paul.)
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy

Bbbbut, why would you LIE? (Not that I'm too awfully proud of my REPs nowadays.) <sigh>
It's time for replacement parties.
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On 03/17/2012 04:00 AM, Robatoy wrote:

But ABC, NBC,CBS and CNN wouldn't be following any Republican around - well maybe Ron Paul since he's a Libertarian disguised as a Republican.
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy

Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
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On 3/17/12 10:58 AM, Dave wrote:

When he thinks nobody is looking he drinks Coors Light.
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