From one of my sailing lists.
It's a jungle out there.
Lew
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I went to Office Depot to get my huge VA medical record copied. The record is almost two reams of paper! I JOKED WITH THE COPY WOMAN AND SAID, "DO YOU CHARGE BY THE POUND FOR COPYING?" AND CHUCKLED. I left it with the copy lady and went shopping. Upon my return, I learned that she had shredded it and not copied it. She focused on the word "pound" and they charge for shredding by the pound! I threw a fit!
BUT, I HAD JOKED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSINESS TRANSACTION AND USED UNNECESSARY WORDS. I did this with someone who was not the brightest bulb in the pack and I paid for it. I left my purchases and walked out after telling the assistant manager that there was nothing that they could do to help. So I had talked a good game with Mr. Flying Pig, and then gone out and done the opposite.
(Mr. Flying Pig is another sailor)
The nice lady at the VA was most understanding (after she recovered from being stunned) and agreed to print another copy. Although they are 140 miles away, I have to go there Monday for an appointment and I will pick up the document after the consult.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I will try to use simple declarative sentences in future.
Ron Rogers