O/T: Ode To The Fart

[Lew Hodgett]

To complement jo4hn's post.

Enjoy

Lew ======================================== A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....

A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......

A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

[RonB]

This is touching.

Inspired while shaving in the bathroom mirror this morning?

RonB

[Upscale]

You touched yourself while shaving in the bathroom this morning?

[Robatoy]

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As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today."

[jo4hn]

I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? "Trouser cough." :-)

[Robatoy]

or; "Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

[Steve Turner]

We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-)

[Robatoy]

I do not remember where I heard/saw this but there is this scene where dad goes "Pull my finger" to his little boy, dad then farts and the kid says: "What are you, some kind of doorbell?"

[krw]

[clare]

"got a duck in yer' pocket"

or

"If the little stinker doesn't want to pay the rent he cansneak out the back but he doesn't have to slam the door!!"

[Robatoy]

Did you know that turds are tapered so that your ass won't slam shut?

[HeyBub]

Dilbert's cartoon today - Jul 8 - is kinda on point:

[J. Clarke]