o/t: Men Are Just Happier People


Men Are Just Happier People ...
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 17:26:44 GMT, Lew Hodgett

Thats great, Lew. Did you pen this?
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Joe Bemier wrote:
> Thats great, Lew. Did you pen this?
Can lay no claim to this one, just passing it along.
Lew
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Lew Hodgett wrote:

<snipped some stuff>
Are you sure about us being happier?
What about when she walks out on ya. :-(
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The3rd Earl Of Derby wrote:

You're kidding, right? When my first wife left, I didn't stop smiling for at least a week.
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Charlie Self wrote:

All I can add to that is...
Some women make mistakes...she found the mistake and rectified it.
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But we statistically die younger. Of course it's often with a smile so that's a push. Not so with divorce settlements but hey - it's just money and stuff - both replacable.
To paraphrase Mel Brooks' "It's good to be king!" - it's good being a guy.
Thanks for the reminder.
charlie b
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Why do men die before their wives do? - Because they want to.
:-\
B.t.w. the extra credits for acts of thoughtfulness thing doesn't work out. You can be as thoughtful as you bloody like, for weeks at a stretch, at the first hint of an imagined slight you are in the doghouse. Credits just don't get banked for guys :-(
-P. (yes, I am having a very 'bad hair' day)
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I thought it was so they didn't have to hear their wives complain any more. ;-)
*snip*
Puckdropper
(P.S. I'm not married so using "we" would be inappropriate.)
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Tanks? I don't know a thing about them. should I be worried?
Tim W
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Tim W (in LZkKg.2269$ snipped-for-privacy@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net) said:
| || Men Are Just Happier People ... || | || [...] You know stuff about tanks.[...] || | Tanks? I don't know a thing about them. | should I be worried?
Nah - you know more than you think you do. For example, you know there's no 710 tank under the 710 cap, even tho there is a gas tank under the gas cap.
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Yes.

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You might want to check your manometer.
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That was torrible!
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Yes, but he was working under pressure.
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HOMO!! (not that there's anything wrong with that)
B.
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Sure you know stuff about tanks. You know if the gas tank is empty the car's not going to go very far, right?
Knowledge is sometimes about learning what you know.
Puckdropper
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Lew Hodgett wrote:

Mostly good stuff, but this? That's like someone who thinks sex is just another form of exercise. Trust me, they are NOT happier.
Thanks for the laugh!
Mark
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redbelly wrote:

Arghfffff... who needs a woman, dammit!!!
*tapping forefinger on bottom lip...then chin....*
"I DO!!!!"
(well..maybe not 'NEED'...but sure love this one!)
I have been a reasonably strong wage-earner all my life, but to go toe-to-toe with this woman sure makes it fun.
God bless the weaker sex!
*takes a right hook in the eye*
r
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