O/T: May Day

Lighten things up a bit.
Enjoy
Lew ----------------------------------------
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!
My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower.
I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax. Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position."
She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
Our Father... Who art in Heaven... "
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Lew Hodgett wrote the following:

Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather than 'altitude'? :-)
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On 12/3/2011 11:00 AM, willshak wrote:

The air controller was blonde also ...
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She likely was a blonde. She was hanging out the window of the tower "controlling the air" with her SuperBlast hairdryer?"
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