The teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?'
She calls on Brooklyn Tony.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking.'
Then Brooklyn Tony says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop
of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone.'
To which Brooklyn Tony replied,
'The correct answer is ' the one with the wedding ring
but I like your thinking.'