Now I'm In Big Trouble!

My inaugural Lee Valley catalogs arrived today. I think I need to find a second job.

Reply to
Mike M
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You don't need no steenking second job. You need a credit card!

Reply to
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

Oh shit! That'll put me in more trouble.

Reply to
Mike M

See if LV needs a tool tester!

Their stuff is awesome, and their service is better than that.

My wife hides my catalog, only lets me see it once a month, when I'm broke. (Just kidding, she ordered my Christmas presents from them this year.)

Old Guy

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Old guy

"Old guy" wrote in news:6biph.300806$FQ1.277750@attbi_s71:

You'll have to "censor" it and black out the phone numbers and addresses with a permanent marker. ;-)

Puckdropper

Reply to
Puckdropper

Geez - I could have signed it for you....

Hope you get a REALLY good second job.... ;)

Cheers -

Rob

Reply to
Rob Lee

Are you serious? That would cause me to lose my first job.

Probably gonna place my first order today.................

...............after wife goes to bed...

Reply to
Mike M

I'm thinking I should pre-apply filing bankrupsy.

Reply to
Mike M

No, you just need your wife to have her pay direct deposited to Lee Valley. That should be easy enough eh?

Reply to
Edwin Pawlowski

That would be great if I paid her to raise the kids.

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Mike M

"Mike M" wrote in news:ZOadnQHpvqcw1jvYnZ2dnUVZ snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com:

The only bad thing about that is they'll take your tools to repay debts!

Puckdropper

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Puckdropper

That's a very unwise thing to try with a So.Philly Italian. :)

Reply to
Mike M

Nah, they just find a *bigger* So. Phily Italian to do the taking. ;-)

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Reply to
Mark & Juanita

They're all on my payroll.

Reply to
Mike M

Start paying her with at least annual raises.....makes it a win win for both of you......don't forget the direct deposit part though....Rod

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Rod & Betty Jo

She's been given twice weekly raises and I've been giving her direct deposit for 28+ years! :)

Reply to
Mike M

Sounds like a friend of ours. He once made the comment that he's had the same salary for 25 years. "I get $20 a week, just like after we got married" he said.

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Mark & Juanita

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