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Robatoy wrote:

Oh,
I always thought Moby Dick was a venerial disease, and that Peter Pan was a wash basin in a brothel.
Glen
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Paul Kierstead wrote:

I wanted to be a comedian, but everyone just laughed at me.
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or about the constipated accountant that worked it out with a pencil?
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:44:07 -0800, mac davis wrote:

or the constipated engineer who worked it out with a slide rule?
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[...]

The one about the e^x bragging to the differential operator that it can't be harmed just to hear: "Pity. I'm d/dy..."?
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Juergen Hannappel wrote:

One of my favorites. Something about e^x jokes just cracks me up. That one usually also has a constant buddy is has just been zeroed...
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:49:03 +0100, Juergen Hannappel

The only one I know, told to us by an econ prof
integral(1 / cabin dcabin) = ln(cabin) + c = houseboat
Yeah, it wasn't that funny 25 years ago either.
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I was going to be a butcher but didn't make the cut..
I was going to be a mule skinner, but couldn't find my ass?
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.... but backed into the meat grinder.              and got a little behind in my work.
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