More traffic from Oz, UK?

[Mr Pounder]

England. But that don't mean I have to be proud of it.

[Mr Pounder]

I don't do that.

[George W Frost]

Well. there you go as I said first, another whinging pom

[Robatoy]

I am, what they call, a Petrol Head. I love cars. I have more than a basic understanding of how they work. I balanced my own carbs on my Triumph, replaced both turbos on my (now sold money pit) Audi myself.... I even got into making changes in the fuel management maps. I like some more than others. I have never been rich enough to buy a stable of fine automobiles, simply because the really really really nice ones are so far beyond my income bracket that I can only drool and dream. (Think 1957-8 Bentley, 1928 Mercedes, Healies, the list is long.) I like boxer engines and all-wheel drive. That combo makes too much sense. I absolutely hate chromed plastic. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I thoroughly dislike the body work on Corvettes, not so much the shape as the finish....it looks like fibreglass 'cuz it is, but how can anybody spend that kind of money on a finish that bad? Cars aren't supposed to look like Hollywood starlets! I also can't stand so many of today's cars that when you pop the hood, you see a plastic shield covering the engine. They might as well put on stickers that say: Go away, you are not smart enough to understand what is going on in here!!!

So what do I know about automobiles? More than your average bear. (and as it turns out quite a few mechanics). But all that pales in comparison to what I know about bananas.

[Mr Pounder]

The expression whinging pom came from the immigrants to your country. They made comments about your country that you did not like and this upset you. The whinging immigrants got the hell of Dodge and will never go back.

[George Watson]

err.. Frostie... mate, "Eric" is having a lend. The same edjut is "Josepi", usually. He has purloined "mII" for a bit from another Kanuck in the West Coast who took him to task. Josepi also believes "MIKE" is I, and as I have just read is about as brilliant on that accuracy as he is on gunkin' up locks!

Feel free to rattle Josepi/mII cods if you feel you must but I tell you all of it is only to lead you into being ignored by the wood-whackers, Josepi has no interest in group content, here nor anywhere else.

Just some good oil for your salad sanger.

an' yeh.. we need replays from whingin' Poms like thongs in mud :->

george

[Mr Pounder]

Then why are you posting to a UK group, George?

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[George Watson]

You think I want crap (arsebugs) from the likes of you with yer port-wine stained cuffs dribbling (stalking) into the group I read? xPost remains, yer great nobbled git.

You get happy in yer misery, plonker. Yer welcome to it. Now f*ck off an' die. george

[HeyBub]

Yep. Saw one in a Farside cartoon. Vikings are storming a castle using ladders. Arrows are flying, stones being thrown, vats of boiling oil being poured on the attackers, bodies piled five deep at the base of the wall.

Top rung of ladder says "Not a step!"

It's for the children.

[Mr Pounder]

Spoken like a true illiterate Australian idiot. You have really done all of your friends a lot of favours with your reply. You took my bait. Hook line and sinker George. I did not think it would be so easy. Have you always been stupid?

[Swingman]

We need to sponsor you on the BASS tour, Rob ... fishing three ponds at a throw.

[Rob]

Yep its all BS changing the oil or even checking the radiator.

[George Watson]

Once again.. only 'cos the topic is xPosted.

The statement could well be true if the vehicle is only used for town runs, in Melbourne. Take it onto the highway regular like an' I would wager the vehicle would quickly become a statistic.. particularly the

16valve twin OHC "bobbin" engines. george

[George Watson]

So yer a trollin' whingin' Pom. Yer doing well in building a profile, cupcake.

Makes Frostie the wise one in this exchange. Had you pinned right from the outset, pillock. Fix yer drag....

/ring

/ring

"Constable.. we got road kill out by uk.d-i-y seems some whacko tried jumpin' a Bushranger.. the plonker aint seein' too well an' the heart rate is bordering on vanishing point"

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr george

[dennis]

well if you burn enough oil and keep topping it up there would never be any need to change it as it would always be new. OTOH if you never need to top up you have to drain it at some time.

I would expect a car to burn more oil if as it ages, especially if the old oil isn't working very well due to age.

[The Natural Philosopher]

I do love the way you fail to understand almost everything.

Why do you think oil goes black?

good grief.

[Mr Pounder]

[Eric]

Yep. Saw one in a Farside cartoon. Vikings are storming a castle using ladders. Arrows are flying, stones being thrown, vats of boiling oil being poured on the attackers, bodies piled five deep at the base of the wall.

Top rung of ladder says "Not a step!"

It's for the children.

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It's a disclaimer for the idiot that fall off and restricts the law suits from them.

[Eric]

Thanks for your input Eric, but I was only quoting from sauces on the USA debt, which was stated as being 2 1/2 trillion dollars Maybe I did miss out on a few zeros and it is a pity that one of those zeros didn't get Mr Pounder when he was here but then, that's another country and it's airplane he is only knowledgeable on the 707 from the 1960's, Big Old Jet Airliner too much wacky baccy for his brain has completely fried it.

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Game, set and match.

Now he poses an argument with himself just to prove it isn't true. Good timing Aussie faker.

So obvious, even us Americans can see through it.

[Rob]

What can you ALL expect when its has been cross posted to uk.d-i-y newsgroup.