Karl - you may lose me to the Dark Side

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On 1/29/2013 12:58 PM, snipped-for-privacy@aol.com wrote:

I still like the old school guys and your work still looks pretty damn good.
It's really too bad that the young crowd doesn't want to learn how to do this stuff.
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On Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:17:37 -0800 (PST), " snipped-for-privacy@aol.com"

Construction Definitions    
Contractor: A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
Bid: A wild guess carried to two decimal places.
Low Bidder: A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate: The cost of construction in heaven.
WAG Factor: Wild Ass Guess
SWAG Factor: Scientific Wild Ass Guess. A much more precise procedure.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method: A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
OSHA: A protective coating made by half baking a mixture of fine print, split hairs, ret tape, and baloney. Usually applied at random with a shotgun.
Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pocket.
Completion Date: The point at which liquidated damages begin.
Strike: An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Liquidated Damages: A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
Auditor: People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Lawyer: People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.
Mike M
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