I had the wierdest dream last night.....

In my dream my lovely wife Vaginer was still alive and we were members of some generic protestant church. We were both involved in weekly bible studies and thats where things got sinister. Seems the leaders of these bible studies had an agenda. They persuaded Vaginer to take a second husband and were trying to convince me to take a second wife.
The church appeared totally normal and appearances were very important to these people. This strange bigamist practice was to be kept secret at all costs under penalty of death. Vaginer was easily led astray by there false teachings however I was not easily swayed from the path of the Lord. When I made an attempt at leaving I was chased by men with guns.
Here is where it starts to get crazy.When they started shooting I started flying. Now the dream starts to get fuzzy. I think they killed me and I came back as sort of an avenging spirit flying around visiting retribution on these cursed sinners.
I woke up scared an sweaty. What do you suppose this dream was about? DAMN YOU NISH! STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
Oh yeah. There was a package in the dream too. I still don't know what that was about.
God help me, Al Kyder
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It says that you need to follow the early paths of Jesus and do more woodworking and less trolling .

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Amen! Brother Sweet!

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