In my dream my lovely wife Vaginer was still alive and we were members
of some generic protestant church. We were both involved in weekly
bible studies and thats where things got sinister. Seems the leaders
of these bible studies had an agenda. They persuaded Vaginer to take a
second husband and were trying to convince me to take a second wife.
The church appeared totally normal and appearances were very important
to these people. This strange bigamist practice was to be kept secret
at all costs under penalty of death. Vaginer was easily led astray by
there false teachings however I was not easily swayed from the path of
the Lord. When I made an attempt at leaving I was chased by men with
Here is where it starts to get crazy.When they started shooting I
started flying. Now the dream starts to get fuzzy. I think they killed
me and I came back as sort of an avenging spirit flying around
visiting retribution on these cursed sinners.
I woke up scared an sweaty. What do you suppose this dream was about?
DAMN YOU NISH! STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
Oh yeah. There was a package in the dream too. I still don't know what
that was about.
God help me,