Humorous posts from the past

[Jon Endres, PE]

I think "Brainsaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!" still has to be the funniest thing I have ever read on the wreck.

Jon E

[Luigi Zanasi]

On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 16:23:45 -0500, "Young_carpenter" scribbled:

Any more hints? Like keywords I could use or when were they posted? I couldn't find them on Google. Thanks.

Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address

[Bridger]

this one's not bad, but it's a thread, not a single message

[Young_carpenter]

hmmmm Bull Red lOnghorn? farm Police

I'll try googling myself

[Pat Barber]

[Larry Jaques]

On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:43:13 -0500, "Jon Endres, PE" brought forth from the murky depths:

I vaguely remember that. Post a link, will ya, Jon? I can't seem to find it in Google.

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[Young_carpenter]

Ok it was the wrong guy I attributed it to been a long time here is one link

?q=red+group:rec.woodworking+author:Steve+author:Sierp+author:stevesierp%40core.com&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=2001&as_maxd=1&as_maxm=1&as_maxy=2004&selm=v2it1frboj1ib7%40corp.supernews.com&rnum=4still searching for that troll

[Young_carpenter]

those Myth Busters on Disc. Channel did an investigation of it. I don't know the results though.

[LRod]

Road & Track, or Car & Driver (can't remember which) by one of the regular columnists, whose name I also can't remember. Somewhere in my archive of 10,000 emails I have permission from the publisher for me to reprint it on my website (which I haven't), but about 30 minutes of looking for it have found me brushing off a lot of hay and no needles to show for it.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

[Charlie Self]

Heh. I've been reading a book by Bernard Cornwell, "Sharpe's Trafalgar". One character says the easiest way to find a needle in a haystack is to make love to a woman there. It will surely stick in her "bum."

Charlie Self I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

[Pat Barber]

Yep... I think it was "cross post" that goes back to like 1984 or so...(back when usenet was mostly schools)

It is/was still very funny...

LRod wrote:

[Tony Mo]

I'll second the nomination for Dave Barry's - How To Make a Board.

your stick on the ice Tony

[Luigi Zanasi]

On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:12:19 +0000, LRod scribbled:

but John Milliken did a wood working version.

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[Luigi Zanasi]

Here it is again, with everybody's suggestions added.

So, whatch'all think?

Please use email address in the "Reply to:" header for flames and criticism. Adulation and compliments can be posted here publicly.

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[Unisaw A100]

It is well liked.

UA100, who'd all but forgotten Uncle Jessie...

[Peter Shull]

Peter Egan, Road & Track

"LRod" wrote: :

[LRod]

That's it! Thanks.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

[Ken Muldrew]

I didn't see O'Deen's workmutt incident there

's a cautionary tale worth reading.

Ken Muldrew [e-mail] (remove all letters after y in the alphabet)

[David Hall]

I liked the O'Deen tale of the two bright painters painting his girlfriend's place.

[Larry Jaques]

On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 22:15:42 GMT, [e-mail] (Ken Muldrew) brought forth from the murky depths:

Which one is it? Maybe I saved it. He was great.

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