Humorous posts from the past

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As I now have my web site, I would like to put up a page of links to wRECk humour (humor, Keith). I already have quite a few, but I can't remember them all and will undoubtedly miss some. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone by omitting anything.
So, what were your favourite funny posts, preferably with a link to the Google archive?
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wrote:

sounds like a great idea.
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Here's (the best) one, with what I hope is the Google link:
group:rec.woodworking insubject:Haircut author:Tom author:Gauldin
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Link:
http://groups.google.ca/groups?q=group:rec.woodworking+insubject:Haircut+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=dJBP5.25795%24I8.3921307%40typhoon.southeast.rr.com&rnum=1
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That is the funniest post I have ever read from a newsgroup. Puff

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Thanks, that one was great!
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Some other good ones from Tom:
http://www.google.ca/groups?q=stain+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&start0&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selmmmtvi%246n8%40camel12.mindspring.com&rnum3
http://www.google.ca/groups?q=pocket+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=6i4uj5%24rpu%241%40camel15.mindspring.com&rnum=3
http://www.google.ca/groups?q r+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selmFo8f7%2422l%40lys.vnet.net&rnum=1
http://www.google.ca/groups?q r+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&start &hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3tbmaa%24ema%40news0.cybernetics.net&rnum#
http://www.google.ca/groups?q=+%22big+jim%22+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selmR3n8s%24tav%40camel3.mindspring.com&rnum=2
http://www.google.ca/groups?q=+%22big+jim%22+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3q4t14%24su7%40news0.cybernetics.net&rnum=3
One of his best tales ended with Tom spilling an indelible dye on his nether regions although I can't remember enough of the story to find it.
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this one's not bad, but it's a thread, not a single message http://tinyurl.com/2gc6o
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Luigi Zanasi wrote:

Walt Aker's The Great Clock Incident Walt Aker's The Black Snake in The Woodpile Tale
Tom Watson's Norwechi (sp?) mystery/thriller(s)
O'Dean's various responses to flamers and/or idiots
charlie b
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From Chairman: <http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=Va7Na.6897 % 24Ix2.2538%40rwcrnsc54&rnum=7&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DISO- 8859-1%26q%3Dthermite%26btnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26meta%3Dgroup% 253Drec.woodworking>
If the link doesn't work, check for "thermite" and Chairman as the author.
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 04:57:04 GMT, Mark & Juanita

here ya go... http://tinyurl.com/yws5q
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scribbled:

Thanks, but do I need more links or hints. Wading through all of Walt's posts is too addictive and time consuming.

Got it along with some of the poetry.

Agreed. I need some more links or suggestions!! Paddy has been too prolific.
Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
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Anything by Walk Akers.
Jon E

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Or Tom Gauldin.
BTW, should be Walt Akers (typo).

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Dave Barry's 'How to make a board'
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"The Haircut" by Tom Gauldin Thermite (don't remember the name) Scary Sharp (Original long version) Tool Definitions (can't remember the name) Walt Akers (several of those)
There are several more....
Which ones you got ????
Luigi Zanasi wrote:

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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 16:42:26 GMT, Pat Barber

Here they are (including your and others' suggestions):
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
Comments welcome.
Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
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Wed, Feb 25, 2004, 12:38pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@nonet.ca (LuigiZanasi) Here they are <snip>
Oh, Luigi. That's sooooo sweet. You even included a link to the book I wrote.
LMAO
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I think "Brainsaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!" still has to be the funniest thing I have ever read on the wreck.
Jon E
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:43:13 -0500, "Jon Endres, PE"
the murky depths:

I vaguely remember that. Post a link, will ya, Jon? I can't seem to find it in Google.
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