On 10 Aug 2004 09:59:53 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@aol.comnotforme (Charlie Self) calmly ranted:
True, but have you seen those honkin' bastids they use for timber framing? Handheld 14" circular saws!
Maybe it was a hot summer day and his mind was on swimming.
I've modified John Ruskin's original to this: