Two Home Depot experiences I have to share...
- Paint * I needed a can of black spray paint for a project. I was looking through the cans for flat black. A nearby employee asked if I needed help and I replied no I just need a can of flat black paint as I picked up a can of rustoleum.
Employee: "That's not paint." Me: (looking at the can) "It isn't? What is it?" Employee: "That's protective enamel" Me: "Yeah but why isn't that paint?" Employee: "Well it has enamels and stuff in it. Here's what you want" (handing me a can of Painters Touch) Me: "Well I'll take my chances on the protective enamel"
- Sta Employee: "Contrary to popular belief here I do know what I am doing." Me: "Could you put some stain on this sample so I can see what it looks like" Employee: "Sure" (takes the wood, paints it with stain then puts a hair dryer on it till it is dry) Me: "Uhhhh" Employee: "What?" Me: "Could you put some on this piece and after a bit wipe it off?" Employee: (weird look on her face) "I guess..." (honors my strange request)