LOL!!
Chinese restaurant in the town near where I was stationed in England got shut down for a while for serving cat Food. Many of us suspected it was the "on the hoof" variety of cat food. In a word, Rodents.
Years ago, my cousin was a cop in NY. There was an alarm, after hours, at a Chinese restaurant. He was sent to investigate. The back door was open and when he entered to look for the perp he saw a trash can filled with cat heads and skins. He called in what he saw. When the owner showed up a bit later he was arrested. The results and publicity of the arrest were catastrophic for the restaurant's business. (pun intended)
Glen
"Lobby Dosser" wrote
Told this one years ago, but here it is again:
Left Hong Kong on a Greek ocean liner back in the 60's and about three days out the menu read "Rabbit with rice pilaf" ... however, it was damn hard to fool a country boy who's family raised rabbits to eat, and who dissected a cat or two in a comparative anatomy class in college.
Of course, I wasted no time in setting the record straight to the warm and fuzzies at my table who, seeing all those cats in cages in some of the markets, had been gushing about how much the Chinese were pet lovers.
I passed on the "rabbit" that day ... but had to swallow dog, out of courtesy, on more than one occasion .. another story entirely.
Some things never change ...
Ever hear the Weird Al Yankovic song "The Cat's in the Kettle" ? (sung to the Harry Chapin tune of similar name)
Posted upthread. There seems to be some question of whether it is Weird Al or Bob Rivers.
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