Heeeeyyy tool freaks!!

[Robatoy]

who wants one

[Bill in Detroit]

Not me. I already have a pocket knife, table saw and washing machine. I

-could- use the surveyors transit, though. ;-)

Bill

[Leon]

I'd like to see you yank that out of your pocket quickly. ;~)

[Andy]

No, that's not a "pocket" knife any more. This version must be the bench knife, which gets permanently mounted on your bench, and you move your workpiece past the tool, not vice versa. Think of the Swiss Army accuracy to be gained by having something that large and stable! Us poor suckers who carry the little portable knives that fit in a pocket just don't know what we're missing. (Actually, my pocket knife of choice is a Leatherman Micra, and I find it very useful.) Andy

[Joe]

If you yank it out too quickly, it's gonna have eighty-*six* tools on it!

jc

[Leon]

And maybe a couple on the floor. :~)

[GROVER]

The knife looks almost complete but it doesn't have a pick to remove broaken cashew nuts from alarm clocks. Joe G

[Patriarch]

"Robatoy" wrote in news:1170990586.718348.53970 @q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Is it April 1st yet?

Patriarch

[Robatoy]

Certainly not for a wind-up version. I found it missing also. IMHO they could have substituted the giraffe booger remover.

The more I look at it, the more I ask myself: "why red?"

[Mark & Juanita]

"... is that a Giant Knife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" [Channeling May West]

+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

[Bruce Barnett]

$1,200 Status: currently out of stock - Darn! Wonder how long the waiting list is? :-)

[RonB]

Yeah - You could end up casterating yourself!

[Robatoy]

It comes with a pouch..aka a back pack. Leather, the skin of a Nono bird.

[Bill in Detroit]

Dunno as I'd go that far; but there's a good chance you'd loosen one nut while tightening the other.