Today in the mail came a dues rebate certification worth $132.00
dollars for a lifetime membership!! I have been selected for this
special deal from thousands of members from New Brunswick!!! and I
also got a new Life Member patch and a decal to match the other ones
I've already got, so now I can have one on each arm of my plaid
mackinaw. I almost forgot the wonderful ge-noo-wine flesh-coloured
Made-in-China brand new carpenter's pencil. And as soon as I send it
in, I'm getting a free professional quality 18-Volt cordless drill
plus accessories, and a free seven piece forstner bit set with molded
case, no less, not to speak of the hat, belt buckle and keyring. Ain't
the HCOA wunnerfull? Can't wait to proudly sport my new patches.
And to the rest of you: Neener, neener!
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address