futon plans needed

please send me some plans to build a futon sofa
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snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net wrote:

Dear Mr Binzone:
We regret to inform you that we are currently out of stock of futon sofa plans and cannot honor you request. We can however, offer you plans for a beautiful 4'x8'x3/4" flat panel, made out of durable MDF. Please send in $24.00 along with a SASE and we will promptly send out the plans for this stylish flat panel.
Regards, Customer Service, rec.woodworking
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Wow, that's cheap compared to around here! They were $32 last time I checked. How much do you need for S&H?
LOL!
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Pop Rivet wrote:

Dear Mr. Pop:
Thank you for your kind inquirey. We do not charge for S&H and we'd like to think that this is what separates us from our compeitition. Please note that our prices are for plans only and that materials are not included. You may find that on select plan sets that we are suspiciously less than our competitors which may be attributed to one or more of several factors.
Regards, Customer Service, rec.woodworking

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That's special WebTV pricing... Something to do with Monkeys and Food Pellets, IIRC.
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