you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars, are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads that were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are woodworking related.
Dave
BAD, listen closely......
PLONK!
Hmmm...you must have a serious comrehension problem to be offended by my explanation of the choice of an advertiser to include the ads I mentioned. Apparently the frequent usage of a RAS destroys brain cells.
Dave
what happened to the spell checker?? make that "comprehension"
Rumpty,
Can you feel this? PLONK!!!!!!
LOL!
Dave
What's a "spell-checker"? Tom
Tue, Nov 15, 2005, 11:42am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@invalid.com (David) apparently has: erectile dysfunction woodworking related.
Yes, we're all aware that it's called a "woodie", but that does not mean it's woodworking related.
You should discuss your condition with your wife, and doctor, not here.
JOAT If it ain't broke, don't lend it.
- Red Green
Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.
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Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew.
-Sauce unknown
Joe someone had to do it
Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!
- Matt
yeah...but your wife might not!
Dave
Well, judging from the M/C bills to date, NOPE.
Oh, yeah, she might not be thrilled about some of them other things, too.
- Matt
Wed, Nov 16, 2005, 7:26am snipped-for-privacy@musc.edu (Joe=A0Gorman) rote: someone had to do it.
LMAO.
JOAT Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.
It's a consultation position for witches.
W Canaday wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@replyonlist.com:
Is that so you can practice safe hex?
You mean............. he's W.O.R.S.E.?
B.
If it walks like a duck, it's BAD!
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