Ok so I live in a new neighborhood with new home construction going on near by, next door. A few weeks ago there was unfortunately accident a couple of streets over and a roofer fell off of a house while "working in the rain"!!!
Today it is raining again and the workers are busy at it. This guy is just begging for the worst to happen. In the rain, on the roof, standing on "ONE" foot!!!
That black bellied whistlin' duck done put me in mind of a whistling joke, I guarantee:
Upon graduation from A&M, the young wildlife biology major landed his dream job as a game warden in Louisiana. A few weeks after receiving his first assignment, he got a tip that ol' Boudreaux was doing some illegal fishing so staked out the bayou. Sure enough, just about dusk, ol' Boudreaux come drivin up the road from the bayou in his pickup.
Game warden flags Boudreaux down and notices three ice chests in the back of the truck.
GW: Boudreaux, what you got in the ice chests?
BDX: Fish
GW: Let me see your fishing license.
BDX: Don't need none.
GW: Why don't you need a fishing license?
BDX: Them's my pet fish, warden. Every day, I put them in these here ice chests and takes 'em down to the bayou, dumps 'em in da water an' lets 'em swim aroun' an' play a while. When I gets ready to leave, I jus' whistle an' they jumps back in the ice chests an' I takes 'em on home.
GW: Show me!
So, the GW follows Boudreaux back down to the bayou and watches as he dumps out all three chests in the water. After they stand there 20-30 minutes, GW says, "Well?". Boudreaux sez "Well what?" GW says, "Well, whistle and lets see the fish jump back in the chests!"
Boudreaux sez............................What fish?
Funny Dat!
NOW I get it. Besides the first thing in the morning middle of the road meet to swap tools, you two practice new jokes on each other. :)
Nice to see an A&M education is still top notch. ;)
RonB
Boudreaux was a 72 year old widower and an avid fisherman. One day while fishing in his pirogue along the bayou near his home he heard the sound of someone's voice. He thought he may have been dreaming because there was no one around.
As he listened carefully he heard it again.
"Pick me up", the voice said.
Boudreaux looked around and saw that it was a frog sitting on a lily pad about a foot away from his boat.
The old Cajun man asked the frog, 'Are you talking to me?'.
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me then I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life and I will make sure all your friends are envious and jealous because I will become your bride".
The old fisherman looked at the frog for a short time. He then reached over and gently picked-up the frog and carefully put the creature in his front shirt pocket.
The frog said to Boudreaux, "Hey! Are you crazy? Didn't you just hear what I told you? I said to kiss me and I will turn into your beautiful bride."
The old man opened his pocket and looked at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age I would rather have a talking frog.'
I'll forward this to Linda. LOL... NOT!
On Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:23:59 -0500, Leon
Don't believe you. I'm guessing that at your age you have just enough sh*t disturber in you to actually send it to her just to see what happens.
I want to know what kind of look she gets on her face and if she laughs or not.
Test case before you put your toe in the water?
I want to know what kind of look she gets on her face and if she laughs or not.
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